[nsfw] Intercourse or oral sex?

[Rowan]

Which do you prefer to recieve and why?

For me its purely situational. If I have the energy ill almost always opt for the intercourse. Half my pleasure comes from giving. Yep.

Ooooo naughty thread.

[Unknown Entity]

Both, because I'm greedy.

It depends on the situation. My place and his place are rarely empty, so we don't feel we get the privacy for regular intercourse. It's a real mood killer when your grandmother knocks on your door offering goodies she bought too much of, and wants to share. Oh, and when the family decide to have a meeting right outside your door (almost as bad as when someone stands outside the bathroom door when you're pooping, only then there's no chance of someone barging through the door to find you in a very awkward position lol). No one's caught us doing anything yet, but I'm still paranoid about noises.

As long as we're both making sure the other is satisfied and happy, then it doesn't matter if it's oral or shex. =D

[Odin1199]

Gotta love these threads. First, there was one about masturbation, now we got about oral and intercourse. Welcome to The Sexual Fantasy Forums.

[rJ floW]

Like 3 6 mafia said

slob on my nob 3 6 mafia - YouTube

Or like lil wayne said

Lil Wayne - Gettin Some Head - YouTube

Lay back and let her do her thing. Hands free, of course.

[loaf]

Where are the NSFW pics. There is no NSFW!

I think 18+ would be better instead of NSFW lol but w/e.

Depends on the chick. If she isn't good at oral then w/e do your thing and lets move on.

and I haven't really had sex with a woman who wasn't good at it so there.

[noxious.sunshine]

I hate giving oral. Like. For real. I'm actually really good at it, but it makes my neck hurt pretty bad. My ex would come home during his break and I'd have to do it.... Eventually I started charging his ass. lol I really don't care for giving or receiving in general though. I'd rather just get straight to it and do the dirty.

[Heartless Angel]

For me and my lady, oral is just foreplay, never the main event. Sure an appetizer is nice, just nothing compared to the main course.

[Lacquer Head]

I live giving, but getting a blowjob sucks, there, I said it.

[Tallulah]

I live giving, but getting a blowjob sucks, there, I said it.

Never had you down as a liar, Lacquer Head! But seriously, if you don't like 'em, they probably aren't doing it properly. I personally, have never had any complaints; in fact the guys I've done it to love it.

Back to the actual topic, to be honest it's been at least 3 months since I've had either [forever-alone.jpg], but both are pretty hot to get. As a woman, it's a bit of a taboo to get a man to go 'down there' (even if they promise to reciprocate after a blowie, they often don't... -_- ) unless you have lots of soap, water, and flavoured intimate lube. Sigh...

Quite frankly, I'd go for either right about now, both are hella enjoyable. I'm more likely to, er... 'reach the moment' as it were through oral. I did once, but the guy doing it was terribly ugly; pity f**k, I'm sorry to say.

[Lacquer Head]

Never had you down as a liar, Lacquer Head!

THEN YOU KNOW NOTHING! ...or do you?

As a woman, it's a bit of a taboo to get a man to go 'down there'

Taboo for a gay guy maybe...

[LocoColt04]

As a woman, it's a bit of a taboo to get a man to go 'down there' (even if they promise to reciprocate after a blowie, they often don't... -_- ) unless you have lots of soap, water, and flavoured intimate lube.

Your previous partners are terrified for no reason. Or know nothing of anatomy and therefore afraid to get down and dirty. If you're even remotely capable of having good hygiene, it's not a scary thing at all, and it's definitely not taboo in the slightest.

I get off on getting her off. Seriously, I can't finish my business unless my partner's climaxed more than once. The girl I'm intercoursing (that's a word, right?) now keeps getting mad that she'll have two or three orgasms every time we have sex and I won't climax for what feels like an eternity. Doesn't bother me any. More fun for the both of us. Men are lazy after they climax - what girl would want a guy to finish early and then roll over and go to sleep? She's a strange one.

[Rowan]

Men are lazy after they climax

This. I always make sure that if oral is in the cards, that I give first because once im done, im done. Rule #1 guys, make sure you finish last. Also, I feel really bad if I dont make her climax at least 3 times before im done.

Speaking of which, Whats your records? I managed to count 8 times (could have been more, I lost count) in about 40 minutes. all 8 times were from intercourse.

[Halie]

I managed to count 8 times (could have been more, I lost count) in about 40 minutes. all 8 times were from intercourse.

Liar.





****ing character limit

[Lacquer Head]

I get off on getting her off.

This. You're now my best friend.

[Tallulah]

Your previous partners are terrified for no reason. Or know nothing of anatomy and therefore afraid to get down and dirty. If you're even remotely capable of having good hygiene, it's not a scary thing at all, and it's definitely not taboo in the slightest.

Good point. Maybe all I've done is date selfish a-holes... *sigh*

I get off on getting her off.

Which is also why I like giving blowjobs. To paraphrase, I get off getting him off.

[Mystyrion]

Either or.
Guess it depends on the situation. I enjoy blowjobs when I'm feeling a bit on the lazy side and I don't mind eating out at all. Though its kind of like Heartless said, its kind of foreplay that usually leads into sex.
But sex feels better and you obviously have to work a little harder for it.

[loaf]

Oh yeah forgot to say i enjoy giving to the female. I'm very good if i do say so myself.

[Alpha]

Hurr durr, you're only a man if you finish last and make her come multiple times. Hurr durr, may as well not finish at all, just to show her how much of a man I am, because she needs reminding that I have testosterone, dammit.

Seriously.

I prefer to receive oral. Nothing beats that tongue. Damn. But both are fine. Nether of us have particularly high libidos, though. You may have surmised that already.

[che]

TLDR OF THIS THREAD:

[Male#1]: I can't believe how some guys don't like to let the girl get hers first. I alwayssssssss pleasure the woman first because because my testosterone level is 200% and my estrogen level is negative over 9000.
[Male#2]: Omg d00d totes mcgotes, is dat even a ques? I can't believe der r guys out der like dat like who dus taht l0l
[Male#3]: blowjobs suk
[Female#1] den dey rnt doin it rite cuz i giv da bes head


BUT SERIOUSLY you are all awesome at sex and oral and having orgasms and I love you all. GOODDAY

[Lacquer Head]

TLDR OF THIS THREAD:

[Male#1]: I can't believe how some guys don't like to let the girl get hers first. I alwayssssssss pleasure the woman first because because my testosterone level is 200% and my estrogen level is negative over 9000.
[Male#2]: Omg d00d totes mcgotes, is dat even a ques? I can't believe der r guys out der like dat like who dus taht l0l
[Male#3]: blowjobs suk
[Female#1] den dey rnt doin it rite cuz i giv da bes head


BUT SERIOUSLY you are all awesome at sex and oral and having orgasms and I love you all. GOODDAY

...it's not a testosterone thing, i have a very low sex drive and testosterone level, hell, i don't even WANT a BJ or intercourse, I just want to go down on a girl...or a girly guy (if I'm drunk enough) I have to admit, a **** seems fun to suck, but i don't like men. I love traps and transsexuals though...so who knows? I also used to have a thing for penises. A girly penis...hnnng

[Tallulah]

TLDR OF THIS THREAD:

[Male#1]: I can't believe how some guys don't like to let the girl get hers first. I alwayssssssss pleasure the woman first because because my testosterone level is 200% and my estrogen level is negative over 9000.
[Male#2]: Omg d00d totes mcgotes, is dat even a ques? I can't believe der r guys out der like dat like who dus taht l0l
[Male#3]: blowjobs suk
[Female#1] den dey rnt doin it rite cuz i giv da bes head


BUT SERIOUSLY you are all awesome at sex and oral and having orgasms and I love you all. GOODDAY

I'm seriously offended. No way is my grammar that bad. But.. you got me bang to rites. ,-_-

[LocoColt04]

I thought the same thing, but I didn't want to call him out on it.

Point in his defense, she could have had a rolling orgasm. While it would all still count as one, it chains itself together with multiple peaks as though it were individual ones.

[che]

DUDE you guys are seriously doubting Rowan's sexual skillz. That's 0.2 orgasms per minute. Wait. I divided that wrong. That's...1 orgasm every 5 minutes for 40 minutes. Wait, that seems reasonable. Depends on how much she liked him.

sidethought: I wonder if that beats Ghandi's record. Ghandi is pretty modest about his sexual encounters though. ****in badass

[Sasquatch]

Oral has always been foreplay for me. Sure, it's fun, it feels good, it's great to watch, but I've never gotten off from receiving head alone. I keep hearing, "you just haven't gotten good head", but I'm pretty sure it's me, not her. I've had a pretty good variety in quality of oral sex. It is odd, though, that when most women hear that, they just think that I'm trying to offer them a challenge -- like I think they'll work harder at it if they believe they'll be the first to make me orgasm from it. No ma'am, I just want you to realize that it's just foreplay to me, so don't start something you can't finish in one way or another.

Cunnilingus, on the other hand, is something I've heard I'm pretty damn good at, and I thoroughly enjoy doing. I would have to actually pick up my last girlfriend by her thighs, because otherwise she would flail herself off of the bed (the sheets would still be torn off, but at least she wouldn't fall off the bed). And because I'm good at it, I love doing it -- I'm the same way as a few others here, in that I get off on getting her off.

But still, it's foreplay. I don't reach that point from either giving or receiving oral sex, so it's just something that leads up to actual intercourse. Now, I might go down on a woman for half an hour or more before sex, and she might climax half a dozen times ... but it's still foreplay, an appetizer leading up to the main course. Which, at that point, is even better, because she isn't just "ready to go" but well on her way, and she'll gladly do the majority of the work, if I let her.

[Martin]

This thread just reminds me not to visit the dark side of the internet anymore. Good god..

[Rocky]

This thread just reminds me not to visit the dark side of the internet anymore. Good god..

Well then you could always use TFF Light instead?

[Rowan]

Hahah, I am now validated by a bunch of strangers that my sexual ability is inept, as opposed to my gf whom I make lurveee to on a regular basis.

Also, it's easy to tell if a girl is faking. Very easy. And if your girl is faking your relationship has no hope, sozza.

[Taco-Calamitous]

Hey guys, guess what? I love love oral course and intersex. It's the best thing in the whole fuggin'... fuggin' world. Yeah. I am an expert in seventeen different ways. SEVEN. TEEN. I know what I'm doing when it comes to that sort of thing.

[Lacquer Head]

I'm never not calling it oralcouse

[LocoColt04]

You should have utilized your Ravager role in order to Stagger her, then max your ATB gauge and go Commando so you could capitalize upon a higher Chain percentage.

****in' FFXIII sex mode. Aww yeah.